Sunday, February 18, 2007

She that toucheth penis shall be defiled therewith.


When giving happy endings at the dungeon (before I was a bodyrub girl), we were required to wear rubber gloves or have the client put a condom on. For me this worked well, as I was recently engaged and felt that the thin distance of latex kept me morally safe from what is considered cheating. Never mind the fact that I was peeing on their faces, whipping their balls, and screwing them with strap-ons - the legal and ethical codes of actually touching a penis until it comes is considered more obscene than fantastical torture.


Later I had a brief stint with an erotic wrestling studio. This was the kind of place where men would go to have fake wrestling matches with bikini clad women. You know how we women really like to show a man who's who when we sit on their faces! Anyway, when we girls inevitably won , we get the poor defenseless man off by hand. This was my first experience with an uncovered hj, and it was a bit liberating. It was nice to avoid the akward "glove or condom?" (paper or plastic?) question and get them off and out the door more quickly. Yet I became meticulous when checking my hands for tiny cuts and started scrubbing my hands with the hottest soapy water I could bear.


By the time I started doing bodyrub, I became careful, but not overly OCD about the cleanup. While hand sanitizer is applied several times a day, it is not only after a session. I think I have far more to worry about germ-wise with the other contacts my hands make in NYC: elevator buttons, subway poles, door knobs, dog parks, grocery cart handles, pocket change...
With this job, it's required to be as clean as possible, but a psycho-neurotic germaphobe will not survive. If you think you can wash your naughtiness away, you are mistaken!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cool blog. I wandered over here from Confessions of a College Call Girl. Anyway, it makes for interesting reading as I like to, ahem, avail myself of this kind of thing every once in a while. I'll be back, and thanks for the words.

Miss NFS said...

Thanks grinning cat! I'm new at blogging, so I appreciate you taking notice. My goal is to post almost every day - so be sure to check back :-D

Anonymous said...

I certainly will check back often. Looking forward to reading about your adventures in the trade (as it were).

Vasco said...

Like your blog. Amusing.

One consolation could be that if you got HIV from a mixed wrestling match is that you would go down in medical history, and probably get a few minutes on Oprah as well.

I shall put a link to your blog on mine (if you think that I am worthy.)

Miss NFS said...

haha! I got a couple bruises, but no HIV :) I guess I was more concerned with scabies and such. Would love for you to link me James.

niadarkandlovely said...

Miss NFS,

I want to try using gloves with some of my clients.

I fear I will lose them if I do,lol.

It is hard to not become obsessive about cleanliness, in this industry.

Some days I go overboard, and some days I am okay.

Thank you for adding me to your blogroll. I am flattered.

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Anonymous said...

Hi just found your blog while considering a career in this industry (I also have dungeon experience and had the same feelings about it that you did). The thing is, I'm also a nursing student and it is totally possible to get herpes from an hj (extremely rare but possible) as well as syphilis through intact skin if you touch a chancre sore. So I'm wondering if anyone does actually use gloves or is it a total no-no in this industry?

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